Something’s in the air. It’s doom. The doom of summer’s end. The doom of a trip to America that has left us alone with the casualties of love. Jamie is discussing his decision to tell Jess that he wants her to be his special someone. Lucy looks at him with doubtful deadpan disdain – … Continue reading
It’s all about the fish right now. Jamie and Mytton are fishing on the pier. Toff, Binky and Jess are enjoying a scrumptious fish platter at the beach bar. JP and James are fishing for compliments. Wheeze is dressed like a fisherwoman. While that lot are at the beach, Lucy and Steph have invited Naz … Continue reading
Everyone’s going to Vegas. Jess isn’t invited because she’s a child. She says she’s 20 but I suspect she might actually be 14. Presumably she’s not going because she cannot partake in the consumption of alcohol but the laws are the same in LA, which begs the question why has she even bothered to come … Continue reading
MIC are in LA. Last summer they were in NYC. This year it’s LA. Next year it’ll probably be The OC. The year after it’ll be MIC (Washington) DC. The year after probably MIC PMT. It’s just like The Hills. Lots of shots of smoggy freeways and browning palm fronds and people that look like … Continue reading
Andrew Bullock 