Fred’s not letting his blonde locks roam free this week – there’s a lot of head bands and top knots happening.
Whilst wearing a Christmas ribbon around her neck, Wheeze tells her rectangular-jawed boyfriend that she emailed Alik and he throws a tizzy about it.
Olivia Bentley’s carted Fred off to her parents’ country pile, stripped him of his decency and coaxed him into her swimming pool to act out statuesque poses for her to photograph. She’s got her telescopic lens out and everything.
Halloween has always been one of my favourite times of the year. In fact, I love the end of summer, the arrival of autumn and the creep towards Christmas. I enjoy the colder skies, the auburn leaves and the woodsmoke in the air.
Rosie is literally dressed up as Cheryl Cole/Fernandez-Versini in her Fight For This Love video.
Julius is SINGING! He’s one of these that closes his eyes and practically sucks on the microphone.
Olivia Bentley’s parents live in Henley, which is where my mother lives. She shall have to move.
JP texts Binky with the words we have all been dreading all summer: “Hey bub.”