Ollie wants a violence-themed ‘can you guess what gender the child is’ party. He wants Icelandic swords and piñata battering.
Binky hasn’t RSVP’d to Mark Francis’ Russian ball invitation because she’s with child and that means you can’t go to parties that are themed around Eurasian Federations.
I’ve been advertising my site this week as “Drew Drawls+”; this isn’t a brand change, it’s simply a nod to the extra layer the blog now has to it.
Victoria and Mark Francis are discussing uncouth people at Christmas. “People who decorate in November…doesn’t it devastated you?”
Fred’s got his metronome out and Francis is assessing his fingering.
Steph force feeds Julius oysters and champagne and laughs way too hard at everything he says.
Tiff makes it perfectly clear that Toff will not be asked to be the godmother of her and Sam’s non-existent (and very unfortunate) child.
JP thinks Julius is “an utter snake” even though he hasn’t really done anything wrong apart from find Binky visually appealing.