You know when you pick up Men’s Health because it says “completely tone up within the next 4 days and be summer body ready by next Tuesday” on the front cover…?
The boys kidnap JP because when he has a baby he won’t be able to go out again until 2035.
Julius’ mother is back, and she’s invited him, Ella and Mimi to sit in her drawing room with her, while she works on her tapestry. ‘Are you exclusive?’ Mimi asks Julius and Ella, as if they are in an episode of Sweet Valley High.
To celebrate moving in together, Louise and Ryan throw a dinner party. But they don’t do it at their house, because that would make sense.
Frankie learns that ‘Tina f**king whatever her name is’ was hanging out with Liv and she is FUMING.
Mimi has finally lured Fred into having a date with her. He tells her he can’t actually speak Icelandic, consequently shattering her dreams of one day being bi-lingual.
At drinks with Posh Danniella Westbrook and Liv, Tiff is dressed like Hilary Clinton’s communications secretary on a campaign trip to Anaheim.
A return to YouTube…